Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Randomize
