Need sex. Gaining weight.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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