If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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