He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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