You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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