brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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