we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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