Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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