He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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