I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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