that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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