If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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