She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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