i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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