How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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