am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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