thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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