If that was your dad, he is hot
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
please don't ironically join a cult
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