Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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