girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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