Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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