Buhtt sex?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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