: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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