Dual....:-)
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Randomize