We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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