the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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