Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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