the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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