hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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