so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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