Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.