im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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