watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Your cock deserves a montage
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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