found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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