I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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