I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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