dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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