he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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