Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This baby is an asshole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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