I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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