I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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