what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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