I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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