dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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