I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize