I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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