I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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