I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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