Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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