Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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