Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
