worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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