Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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