My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.