Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer

(818): View more from California

oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight

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(515): View more from Iowa

Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?

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(281): View more from Texas

And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.

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(705): View more from Ontario

you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart

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(618): View more from Illinois

Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?

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