I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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