I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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