end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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